killtonyabbott: “ the weirdest combination of words I’ve ever read ”

killtonyabbott:

the weirdest combination of words I’ve ever read

heckacute:

i wish everything was quieter and softer and less often

sootpaws:

kids having birthday parties and no one showing up is the worst thing im in math class and im gonna cry thinkin about this

bepeu:

me: *walks up to a group of trash bins*
me: hello squad

  1. Date: hey let's slow dance
  2. Me: does the Macarena at 1/4 speed

biknikill:

It’s so embarrassing when people ask me about my favourite band literally no one needs to know that im still listening to my chemical romance in 2015 Please just let me suffer in peace

standinlover:

THEY LITERALLY HAVE A SONG CALLED AUGUST BURNS RED BC THE BAND AUGUST BURNS RED HAS A SONG CALLED MARIANAS TRENCH

dickbattles:

when it’s my closest friends’ birthdays part of me wants to write them a heartfelt essay and another just wants to send them “birth” at 12 AM on the dot and nothing else

skeptikzakikuzi:

friend: omg guess what happened today!
me: what?
friend: no, guess.
me: 

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